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Wheat Shortage

I can understand gas prices rising... ok not really but whatever. But wheat? Yup that is exactly what I was told today when I went to pick up a soft pretzel. I was ready to plunk down my 2 quarters for it when the vendor told me the price was now
60 cents due to the price of wheat going up.

Fuck this economy. I used to buy 4 pretzels for a dollar. Now just one costs me 60 cents.

This is Super Fucked Up

White People

and what we like...

I found a site through a site through another site that is named "Stuff that White People Like".
It's a cheeky little blog that made me chuckle until it came to Mos Def. See I have been listening to the man for well over 10 years now and I'm kinda pissed that now all the other white people are going to make it uncool to like him. So I'm going to replace Mos Def on this blogs list with someone I think all white people really like.


Mindy Cohn, Natalie from The Facts of Life

Comm...

I now own a phone with a camera in it. I was getting by with my old dinosaur of a phone for awhile but last week when someone would call me I couldn't hear them. I'll miss the old phone. It had a flashlight that kicked alot of ass and an alarm setting that would wake the dead.

So if you have my phone number send me a photo message so I can see how it works.

March 14th, Steak and BJ Day

I don't know about you all but Valentines Day to me is strictly for the girls. Guys don't need all this chocolate and red things with lace on them. Thats why this year I'm putting my support behind Steak and BJ Day to be held March 14th.

Really the idea is simple all women have to do is buy and cook us a steak and deliver on the BJ. Shopping is next to nil here because you can buy steak anywhere really. As a comparison here is my shopping list for today:
Roses(dozen) Strawberries
Chocolate Hershey hearts Candles
Card and something really nice for dinner
Whipped Cream

That's alot more involved than just going out and buying a steak (and maybe some A1 sauce hint hint). So this year on March 14th I fully expect a really good steak and BJ for what I'm going to have to put up with tonight... namely foreplay. I kid, I kid.